May in Memos

Attn: School Board

Re: calendar

Whoever decided to have a month of school after testing does not teach.  Just sayin'.

Signed,

A Tired Teacher

Attn: Blogger

Re: Font Sizes

I can't get happy.  Every font I like is either microscopic or gigantic.  Apparently, "normal" is for people without bifocals and "large" is for kindergarteners.  Please remedy.  

Thanks,

A Bifocal-ed Blogger

P.S.   While you're at it, could you write a few posts for me?  Thanks.

Attn: Waistline

Re: Size

Pls. ignore dessert helpings.  Sugar needed to survive next few days.  Thks.

Signed,

Distracted Dieter

Attn: Weather

Re: Rain

Go away.  Come again another day.

Thanks,

A Soggy  Seed Sower

Attn: Katniss the Kitten

Re: Advice

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Thks,

The Mgt.

Attn: Slow Cooker

Re: Supper Every Night

We are BFFs.

Attn: Bloggy Friends

Re: Apology (With apologies to William Carlos Williams)

I have read your posts.

I liked them

And you probably expected me to say so.

Forgive me;

May is busy,

and my children have kidnapped the computer.

Be blessed,

Ginger