1) Memo to: Spring
Re: Your Early Arrival
Thanks so much for showing up early. Please stick around; a late freeze would really hurt some folks around here.
2) Dear Math Dept:
Equation that stumps me:
2 months of early spring
+
7th graders
+
6 weeks left of school=
?????
Pls. advise.
3) Dear Daylight Savings Time,
You’re killing me.
Sincerely,
A Middle-aged Insomniac
4) Dear Summer Vacation,
Please Hurry!
Love,
A Fan
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